September 2011
10 posts
Direct TV stopped working at my place because someone got on my roof and stole my satellite dish. What do those go for on the black market?
Call me old fashioned, but I don’t like talking to bank tellers through bullet proof glass.
Stand Together with the #emhe team and go to www.standtogether.tv to help us defeat bullying. Please share and spread the word!
My car was broken into by a very picky burglar. He took my car charger, shoes, and backpack…but left the clothes and sandals that were in the backpack. He also didn’t take my kick scooter.
Desk for sale!
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Fridge for sale!
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Arm Chairs for sale!! http://ping.fm/xELi7
Couch for sale! http://ping.fm/fnPs4
I might leave my Credit Union after getting promotional email for a savings account designed to protect the earnings of my child performer.
New favorite old band: Eels.
August 2011
7 posts
After this week I hope people will finally start agreeing with what ive said for years: West coast is the best coast.
There is way too much coughing going on inside this plane.
Ok Dunkin Donuts, I give it you you. The coffee is good, and this to go lid fits in my mouth like a baby’s bottle. However, the glazed donut was nothing to write home about.
Hey east coast, what’s the big deal about Dunkin Donuts?
Death by Christmas.
July 2011
20 posts
I’m the champ!
I got 10 #Spotify invitations…who’s interested?
Last time I was at comic con I was probably 19. I saw a Mr Show Panel and waited in line for David Cross’ autograph.
First sign of comic con: man in full knights armour waiting for trolley in old town.
Just finished Game of Thrones on HBO Go. The whole season felt like a setup for the second.
Apparently the universe did not want us to have ribs tonight.
Carmaggedon Pasadena Staycation is in full effect.
This jerk stole the idea I thought would make me millions!! http://ping.fm/gm1Tu
Happy Carmaggedon Eve everybody!!!
Hey everyone, enough of this Facebook shit. Meet me on Google+!!!
My friend Ryan in a funny video he made with my other friend Joe’s sketch comedy group. http://ping.fm/kelFB
Just discovered HBO GO. Last time I checked it wasn’t available to Direct TV customers…now it is. Game of Thrones here I come.
On my apartment roof watching all of los angeles light off fireworks. It sounds like the city is under attack. Its amazing.
Lost at slots, won on fortune wheel, lost on craps, won on roulette. That was fun.
Getting off the plane in la after 2 weeks in salt lake city, my first observation is that everyone isn’t blonde here.
June 2011
11 posts
Extreme Makeover Home Edition is building a house for this great kid who needs a bone marrow transplant. We need people to swab their cheeks to see if they are a potential match. There are drives happening at soccer games tomorrow in Philly, D.C.,
Dallas, Kansas City, San Jose, and Pasadena. Go and sign up. Or visit www.getswabbed.org check out this message from Ty...
Heading to Salt Lake City to build a house.
Cupcake Wars made it onto The Soup. My contribution to the pop culture canon is complete.
Is there an official “song of summer” yet? I need to know so I can play it right now.
I think I’ve played too much Assassins Creed the last few days. I’m starting to look at buildings trying to identify the best parkour route to the roof.
May 2011
5 posts
This Taco Bell could really use a Pizza Hut.
Breakfast burrito, coffee, and an Alieve for the hangover, now on the road to Pismo with Carrie. Hoorah.