February 2009
20 posts
2 Haikus From The Airport Bar
Water, malt, wheat, yeast. Fermented drink I adore. Purveyor of joy.
By Jeremiah Smith
Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer. Delicious is beer. Too much makes me sleep.>/p>
By Citlalli Smith
**We realized after we posted this that Citlalli’s Haiku isn’t actually a haiku. It’s still pretty cute though.
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Microsoft Word Says The Internet Is God
The Internet is God. At least according to Microsoft Office. I’ve been noticing recently that every time I type “the internet” into a word doc. The grammar check function underlines it in green. When I right click it tells me I need to capitalize the word Internet.
I have a B.A. in English, and I like to think I have a relatively good grasp on the English language, but I...
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A Haiku Before Bed
Wife snores, I’m online Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook are Keeping me from sleep.
Bulletproof Hair: Woman's Hair Weave May Have... →
And I thought weaves were just a bad African American fashion trend…
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LinkLog For Anyone Needing Help With Twitter
I joined micro-blogging site Twitter last November (@eyevandrago). My younger brother (@mrjonsmith) tipped me off to it. Initially, I found a few old colleagues, started following some celebrities and news outlets, and used it mainly as a satellite function to update my Facebook status. I installed TinyTwitter on my Blackberry in order to stop burning valuable text messages on status...
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LA Times Los Angeles Neighberhood Map →
This may be interesting for anyone obsessed with LA and its geography like I tend to be. It’s fun to see if you live where you think you live (or in my case livED since Burbank isn’t included.)
A Haiku For Tacos
Late night taco run
I enjoy, accept that shit
Will burn tomorrow
Most Unusual and Unique Online Dating Sites →
From a site that offers snail mail correspondence with locked up ladies to a site that believes the your true love can only be found via a DNA match, this is an invaluable list of dating sites to try…
is social networking 2.0
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Living In The Era Of Cute by Jeremiah Smith
Last Saturday night I went out drinking in downtown Los Angeles. As I was walking up to The Edison on 2nd and Main I updated my status from my Blackberry. “Out boozin’ in downtown”, I informed my 22 Twitter (@eyevandrago) followers and 384 Facebook friends. Throughout the night I was snapping pictures of my fellow revelers with my digital camera. The next morning I woke up at 9:00 AM, and...
