Mystery Keystone Freeway Parties
Several times a month, on the freeway offramp I take to get to work, there are 1-3 empty cases of Keystone Light. If this were a one time occurrence I would write it off as litter. But for the 19 months I’ve been at this job I have consistently been noticing these empty cases of beer. One day they’ll be there, they will get cleaned up, then a few days later more empty beer.
So obviously there is some group of friends that has regular keystone drinking parties at the Haskel offramp at the 101 freeway in Encino. If any of you guys read this, please invite me next time. I enjoy drinking and public places.

