WORST TATTOO EVER!!
I was just pulling out of a parking log and I saw a guy with a bow-tie tattoo on his chest/neck. It made me want to get out of my car, sweep kick the guy, then vomit all over his ugly ass tattoo. Seriously, how is that cool or attractive at all? How is that guy going to explain the tattoo to his grand kids?
“Grandpa what’s the deal with that wrinkly bow-tie tattoo on your chest?”
“I got it when I was very young.”
“So, were bow-ties really popular when you got it?”
“Um, no actually. They were popular when my Grandpa was young. Now pass me my walker-bot and leave me alone.”
