I’m Jeremiah. Go ahead and try to pretend you don’t care about the writing, photography, musings, and interesting things I’m posting on this website. contact: eyevandrago@gmail.com twitter.com/eyevandragoTumblr (3.0; @eyevandrago)http://www.pretendyoudontcare.com/<p>Direct TV stopped working at my place because someone got on my roof and stole my satellite dish. What do those go for on the black market?</p>http://www.pretendyoudontcare.com/post/10855326694http://www.pretendyoudontcare.com/post/10855326694Fri, 30 Sep 2011 12:10:09 -0700<p>Call me old fashioned, but I don’t like talking to bank tellers through bullet proof glass.</p>http://www.pretendyoudontcare.com/post/10560918131http://www.pretendyoudontcare.com/post/10560918131Fri, 23 Sep 2011 10:23:25 -0700<p>Stand Together with the #emhe team and go to <a href="http://www.standtogether.tv" target="_blank">www.standtogether.tv</a> to help us defeat bullying. Please share and spread the word!</p>http://www.pretendyoudontcare.com/post/10289406060http://www.pretendyoudontcare.com/post/10289406060Fri, 16 Sep 2011 14:55:42 -0700<p>My car was broken into by a very picky burglar. He took my car charger, shoes, and backpack…but left the clothes and sandals that were in the backpack. He also didn’t take my kick scooter.</p>http://www.pretendyoudontcare.com/post/10265517828http://www.pretendyoudontcare.com/post/10265517828Thu, 15 Sep 2011 20:03:01 -0700<p>Desk for sale!<br/> <a href="http://ping.fm/kxf2q" target="_blank">http://ping.fm/kxf2q</a></p>http://www.pretendyoudontcare.com/post/10234695142http://www.pretendyoudontcare.com/post/10234695142Thu, 15 Sep 2011 01:36:23 -0700<p>Fridge for sale!<br/> <a href="http://ping.fm/GMSFX" target="_blank">http://ping.fm/GMSFX</a></p>http://www.pretendyoudontcare.com/post/10234631826http://www.pretendyoudontcare.com/post/10234631826Thu, 15 Sep 2011 01:30:24 -0700<p>Arm Chairs for sale!! <a href="http://ping.fm/xELi7" target="_blank">http://ping.fm/xELi7</a></p>http://www.pretendyoudontcare.com/post/10233978553http://www.pretendyoudontcare.com/post/10233978553Thu, 15 Sep 2011 00:31:37 -0700<p>Couch for sale! <a href="http://ping.fm/fnPs4" target="_blank">http://ping.fm/fnPs4</a></p>http://www.pretendyoudontcare.com/post/10233769333http://www.pretendyoudontcare.com/post/10233769333Thu, 15 Sep 2011 00:14:41 -0700<p>I might leave my Credit Union after getting promotional email for a savings account designed to protect the earnings of my child performer.</p>http://www.pretendyoudontcare.com/post/9682372976http://www.pretendyoudontcare.com/post/9682372976Thu, 01 Sep 2011 15:56:14 -0700<p>New favorite old band: Eels.</p>http://www.pretendyoudontcare.com/post/9682051978http://www.pretendyoudontcare.com/post/9682051978Thu, 01 Sep 2011 15:48:35 -0700<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqpytzsa6B1qzx4nyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Optimus Prime had a bastard child and Sony made it a stereo system.</p>http://www.pretendyoudontcare.com/post/9571562586http://www.pretendyoudontcare.com/post/9571562586Mon, 29 Aug 2011 19:27:35 -0700<p>After this week I hope people will finally start agreeing with what ive said for years: West coast is the best coast.</p>http://www.pretendyoudontcare.com/post/9400671911http://www.pretendyoudontcare.com/post/9400671911Thu, 25 Aug 2011 19:36:15 -0700<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq5gnmLdEj1qzx4nyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Written on my office window.</p>http://www.pretendyoudontcare.com/post/9101970101http://www.pretendyoudontcare.com/post/9101970101Thu, 18 Aug 2011 17:42:58 -0700<p>There is way too much coughing going on inside this plane.</p>http://www.pretendyoudontcare.com/post/8907194704http://www.pretendyoudontcare.com/post/8907194704Sun, 14 Aug 2011 07:19:38 -0700<p>Ok Dunkin Donuts, I give it you you. The coffee is good, and this to go lid fits in my mouth like a baby’s bottle. However, the glazed donut was nothing to write home about.</p>http://www.pretendyoudontcare.com/post/8906672649http://www.pretendyoudontcare.com/post/8906672649Sun, 14 Aug 2011 06:55:37 -0700<p>Hey east coast, what’s the big deal about Dunkin Donuts?</p>http://www.pretendyoudontcare.com/post/8906289579http://www.pretendyoudontcare.com/post/8906289579Sun, 14 Aug 2011 06:36:40 -0700<p>Death by Christmas.</p>http://www.pretendyoudontcare.com/post/8401102011http://www.pretendyoudontcare.com/post/8401102011Tue, 02 Aug 2011 15:28:00 -0700<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp5uupqKO71qzx4nyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Happy Birthday Carrie! Birthday shindig at the Langham Hotel in Pasadena!</p>http://www.pretendyoudontcare.com/post/8266194947http://www.pretendyoudontcare.com/post/8266194947Sat, 30 Jul 2011 12:16:01 -0700<p>I’m the champ!</p>http://www.pretendyoudontcare.com/post/8244649897http://www.pretendyoudontcare.com/post/8244649897Fri, 29 Jul 2011 21:06:53 -0700<p>I got 10 #Spotify invitations…who’s interested?</p>http://www.pretendyoudontcare.com/post/8136675587http://www.pretendyoudontcare.com/post/8136675587Wed, 27 Jul 2011 11:37:55 -0700